To Whomever You Are.....

Hello. I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Joonie. My friends say you're out
there somewhere. I'm going to prove them wrong. But just in case you are crazy enough
to challenge me, I thought it only best to tell you a few things.



I am challenging, to say the least. I don't think there's a man
out there that can handle me. And I usually know within the first few mins of
talking. Sometimes, they put on the "strong male" persona and it might
take me a little longer. But I'll know. And I'll break you down. Yes, I will.

You see, there is not a man alive strong enough to handle me.
It might take days as in the last little guy that tried, or it could take
months as is the case with one of my exes. But I will eventually bring you
to your knees and make you cry.
That's when I get bored.

So for the sake of all male egos...just keep on walking. I'm not interested.
The world, both of them, is filled with wonderful men. They make very
nice friends....or pets. Either way.

So in case you think you might be the one who can tame me....think again.

You've been warned.

Nini boys...

JJ

No balls were busted in the making of this post. A few, however, fell off all on their own.

ROTFLMAO!! OMG! that was sooooo fun to write! hahahah!